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Tell Us You Never Put Away Your Own Stuff Without Saying It

My seven-year-old little sister and I are at a store together. At one point, [Sister] picks up a whole stack of prepackaged pudding cups...

Uploaded on: 1 month ago

Once You’ve Worked Retail, They Can Smell It On You

A couple of weeks ago I was at my local Target to buy hair dye. I was in the midst of my “Hazbin Hotel” hyperfixation, so I had headphones in and head bopping to the soundtrack. The employee dress code is pretty lax there, but I wasn’t wearing a vest, and my outfit was a little unprofessional regardless...

Uploaded on: 1 year ago

Undercover Boss Versus End-Of-Level Boss

Years ago, my then-girlfriend and I were shopping at a local gaming store. This was around the time a popular new game was released, and this location had copies of preorders for customers to pick up. We weren’t there for that title specifically; just browsing...

Uploaded on: 1 year ago

I thought I was Helping

Guy I knew in college met a girl online and spent every day talking about her. She lived about 6 hours away, so he planned to take a semester off and pursue this relationship. He got a job in her town and asked if I’d help him move out there since my car would hold more than he could take on a bus...

Uploaded on: 1 year ago

Add Vodka to Taste

Val stands over the cracked electric stove, carefully stirring a pot of ukha. The delicate scent of herbs, spices, and freshwater fish spirals off the surface of the broth. It smells of home, and Val knows without looking that Roman is sprawled on the couch behind him...

Uploaded on: 1 year ago